Single Status

• Wanted by many but taken by none ;P
• Single? No, I am just inRelation ship with FREEDOM.
• Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
• they'll get here some day.
• Single...anybody wanna change that? :]
• Trust me, this time baby. I'll be bulletproof!
• I'm a free bitch baby. :)
• Facebook should change "single" to "riding solo"
• Being single doesn't mean you're weak... It means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
• If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
• No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
• Don't be a woman who needs a man... Be the woman a man needs... Because every woman is worth fighting for... But not every man is worth you...
• You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. ;)
• 1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single!
• Single is SINGLE and loving every single moment of it!!!
• Sometimes i wish i wasn't single but then again being single is awesome cause i ain't let tin a stupid idiot guy let(me go for) ever
• Single is not Single & Alone...I'm Independent & Available ;-) Until I find my Equal !!
• Yes, I'm Single. [I]t's Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier
• Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.
• Stay single until someone special actually compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it's not worth it.
• I'm not single because I don't pray for love. I'm single because I don't play around with love.
• It's not that I can't stop being single, it's that I haven't found anyone that's been up to the challenge.
• Dear heart, please fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.
• Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal!
• Single is single and now taking applications if u think Ur suitable 4 the job apply ere lol
• it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!
• I want a Guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who i am Is that 2 much 2 ask for
• What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say. .
• Wishes people didn't think that single parent means desperate for sex... it doesn't!!
• Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass So (no)SCRUBS
• Single is single and you're gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you're gonna change it!
• Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
• Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
• I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley
• I just wish one guy could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that's as impossible as nailing jello to a tree <3
• I'm single because i am saving myself for someone who deserves me.
• Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. - Sex in the City
• Guys are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
• Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart
• I know for damn sure what love is... cause bet your ass the last mother F..bad..er showed me EVERYTHING IT'S NOT! *Ridin Solo*
• Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
• loves it when ppl find out they's single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn't a disease, sometimes its the cure !!!
• Being single isn't all that bad. You eat when you want...sleep when you want...go where you want when you want. What more could you want?!? Oh, yeah...that!
• totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED ..
• I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine, I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky, I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.
• Tempt me. I dare you!
• loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please ;)
• Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don't have to worry about being disappointed.
• I'm only single because out of all the men out there I just haven't met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.
• I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE'.. =] , so if your "SINGLE" i am "AVAILABLE" ;) xxx
• Hubby n wife die n arrived in heaven. Wife says " Here we r 2gether again. " Hubby says "F... dat shit! The deal was til death do us part. ! Bitch I'm single!
• I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don't have to worry about hiding who I really am (:
• I'm not single. . . I'm riding solo and loving it!
• When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I'm in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!
• When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!!
• Met Mr. wrong, Mr. jerk, Mr. cheater, Mr. liar, Mr. horn-dog. Where's my Mr. right? Have you seen (him/her)?
• I am gonna complain about guys til one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Til then, they're all weak!
• Has changed their relationship status from "single" to "staying single"!!
• I wish Facebook would change "Single" to "Riding Solo." It would sound much cooler
• What's worse then being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it
• I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE'.. =]
• Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas
• Life's a bitch then you die or marry one...hm it both is death one way or another just one is less painful!!!
• Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to my in box xx
• Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy.Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. "Sex and the City"
• Always hears "ur cute" and "ur so sweet" so what i'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me...
• The more pricks i date the closer i come to meeting my Mr.right(: they is out there some where.they just took a wrong turn. they'll get here some day. I'll wait.
• Dear Santa, i have been a good girl all year all i ask for in return is a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo,single,funny,can drive and good job thank u Santa
• I'm single. You're single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?
• was thinking about bringing sexy back...but I can't find the receipt...damn...I was gonna exchange it at Wal-mart for the new book...Being Single for Dummies...
• Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
• has standards when it comes to dating...and wonders why so many put on a pretense until the day to meet comes...then all you see is a idiot in front of you?!
• OK Christmas time is here now where is the hot guy and the mistletoe :D
• feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.
• thinks being single is like having a McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It :)
• Ok let me get this straight, you are relying on me being a gentlemen .. lmao you idiot!!
• needs to get away from here for a while. Don't care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out..
• *ahem* May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!
• No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it's great
• Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand
• Tell me get my shit togetha, now i got my shit togetha, now i made it thru the weather, better days are gonna get better
• In NEED of a F..bad.. buddy ;)
• Everyone always says "You need to get a boyfriend! It's great having a boyfriend!" then I say "Its even better not suffering heart break". Single ladies rock ;)
• Oh well looks like mr jack dainels will be my date along with mr sambuca who will get me drunk and mr red bull will fly me home safely
• Enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service... or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.
• Single means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
• Hi Hun I'm home ........damn !! forgot i was single
• I'm not picky, I just have standards
• Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with<3
• I'm single but if you would like to change that like this status. :)
• Has already met Mr player, Mr bullshit, Mr fxckabout, Mr jealous, Mr slag & Mr stress so where's Mr Right? (:
• {NAME} is so thankful for all my friends who are "in a relationship.' Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am "Single"
• I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!
• Just because my status says I'm single, does NOT mean I'm looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!~
• I throw my condoms in the air sometimes saying THEERRRE NOO USSEEE! I'll never get laid!
• Hates it when people say 'there's someone for everyone'. so where the F..bad.. is they.I HATE BEING SINGLE
• Single and it will take some-one very special to change it ;)
• I'm tired of hearing 'There are plenty of fish in the sea'! Who wants a fish?? They're slimy and they smell!!
• God is busy writing D Best love Story
• Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won't make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon
• I am what i am i cant help myself & if you don't like it get with somebody else ill never change my ways its not a phase this is how it is & how its gonna stay.
• Yes Facebook i know I'm single,but stop with the damn dating sites ads!
• Loves being single and not having to answer to anybody, doing what ya want, who ya want, when ya want!!!
• I'm not single because I don't get offers; I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve. ~MNW~
• I'm tired of hearing "there are plenty of fish in the sea" well not anymore! The dang oil spill got em'! Now what am i gonna do?~ Single~
• I'm as single as a dollar & ain't looking 4 no change
• Says the reason I'm single is cause you can't handle this girl
• I'd like to think that I'm a good person..so WTF!
• they ignore each other and look the other way. but, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.
• I don't need a guy to tell me they love me or that they will always be there for me because my best friends already do that!
• Yes I'm single and any guy who wants to change that is going to have to be pretty damn amazing!
• I F..bad..ing hate being single! it sucks! > :pI
• I just want someone who holds me tight ,and keeps me safe and warm while i sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that to much to ask?
• Is single and needs someone 2 change that.If u can change that,then leave comments giving some good reasons why i should pick u!!!
• Is single, I make the best of it, It doesn't mean that I'm not good enough , It means no ones good enough for me xx
• Doesn't feel sorry for themself, just sorry for the guy that is missing out on such an amazing girl.
• Love being single NO kids NO man I can do whatever I want without a bitchy man and not having to find a sitter if I wanna go out.
• People need to realize that when other people want u to change they are not worth it so stay ur self and be proud of u and don't ever change u for someone else
• I think that love isn't something you search for, it's something that just happens. So quit looking and let love come to you.
• Single and looking for a guy who's not an ass hole, who knows what they wants and won't play games
• Free to a good home:- one heart, slightly battered, in need of some TLC
• So bored with being single and alone, need someone who can make me smile and love me for who i am. So any ideas?
• We don't need someone to make us whole...it's just nice to have that one person who you mean something to...its nice to be in someones arms and feel special