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Saturday 30 April 2016

Beard Status, Quotes.


  • True love is like a beard. It never ends, it only grows..
  • Our character tells the world you are a real man.
  • Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
  • Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.
  • The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.
  • You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
  • With great Beard comes great responsibility!
  • I don't have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras. :P
  • You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
  • The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.
  • Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.
  • I don't work out much But my beard lifts skirts.
  • Grow what your father gave you.
  • Men don't cry, they water their beard !
  • Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.
  • Time is measured in days,weeks and beards..
  • Beards make Guy Hotter.
  • Time is measured in days,weeks and beards..
  • Sum Guy's wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
  • A full beard looks cool.
  • Love ur beard.. it will love u back.
  • If u don't like my beard.....then leave me baby.
  • Beard under construction.
  • Be Beard...Be Loved...
  • Love my beard...#men thing
  • One can always trust a man with beard.
  • Man withOut a Beard is like aa Cup of a Tea withOut sugar.
  • Keep calm and grow beard.

  • I met god..he has a beard.
  • Be bearded, be real mens nd f*ck haters hard
  • The world is full of guys, be a man
  • Beards...if she dnt love it , send her back
  • Beard sign of hotness.
  • I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
  • I beleive in beards
  • Hey there! I am using Beard.
  • Beard madness
  • Pitty the BEARDLESS !!
  • Any man can start a beard... A true man never finishes one.
  • If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums.
  • A man without beard is like lion without mane.
  • He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
  • To be happy is to have a beard.
  • It's not a beard, I've trained to sit very still.
  • Grow a beard. Then we'll talk.
  • A beard is a gift you give your face.
  • I'm Sorry; I can't hear you over my awesome beard.
  • Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.
  • When a bearded man is around I can't keep Calm.
  • Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
  • Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, 'NAH. I like my legs the way they are'.
  • There's a name for people without beards... WOMEN!
  • Shave off your beard and wear a dressyou would be a great female impersonator. –
  • The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
  • Our character tells the world you are a real man.. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
  • The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes... the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.
  • What are you so defensive? I'm not saying your clean shaven face makes.. you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
  • Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic... You don't mind going through a little brush to get there. –Minnie Pearl
  • The beard isn't novel, it's natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.
  • A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.
  • What are you so defensive? I'm not saying your clean shaven face makes.. you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
  • To be happy is to have a beard.

  • There's a name for people without beards... WOMEN!
  • The world is full of guys, be a man
  • The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
  • The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes... the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.
  • The beard isn't novel, it's natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.
  • Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, 'NAH. I like my legs the way they are'.
  • Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.
  • Shave off your beard and wear a dress you would be a great female impersonator. – Simon Lowell
  • Pitt the BEARDLESS !!
  • Our character tells the world you are a real man.. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
  • One can always trust a man with beard.
  • Man with Out a Beard is like aa Cup of a Tea with Out sugar.
  • Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic... You don't mind going through a little brush to get there. –Minnie Pearl
  • Keep calm and grow beard.
  • It's not a beard, I've trained to sit very still.
  • If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums.
  • I'm Sorry; I can't hear you over my awesome beard.
  • I met god..he has a beard.
  • I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
  • I believe in beards
  • Hey there! I am using Beard.
  • He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
  • Grow a beard. Then we'll talk.
  • Beards...if she dent love it , send her back
  • Beard sign of hotness.
  • Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
  • Beard madness
  • Be bearded, be real mend Nd f*ck haters hard
  • Any man can start a beard... A true man never finishes one.
  • A man without beard is like lion without mane.
  • A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.
  • A beard is a gift you give your face.
  • You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
  • With great Beard comes great responsibility!
  • Time is measured in days,weeks and beards..
  • It's either a clean shave or a full grown messy beard. There's no in between.

Best Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.



  • Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
  • I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
  • If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
  • You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  • I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  • Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  • Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
  • I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
  • I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  • I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just
  • none of their damn business :/
  • I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
  • Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  • Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
  • According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.
  • Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.
  • It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.
  • I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.
  • I’m born to express, not to impress.
  • Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
  • In war only the one that’s left is right.
  • To make your dream come true you need to wake up.
  • Don’t tell me I have a dirty mind. It’s just sexy imagination.
  • Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.
  • You have to be an odd one, to be number one.
  • When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.
  • Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.
  • When you make a mistake it means you’re trying.
  • If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standar
  • I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.
  • I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
  • People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
  • If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?
  • We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.
  • I love my job when I am holidaying.
  • I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.
  • I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.
  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.
  • I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.
  • Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.
  • I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.
  • Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.
  • Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.
  • A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.
  • Knowledge is like underwear. Have It. Keep It but never show it off.
  • Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.
  • I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.
  • Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.
  • Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.
  • I am not bossy, but I love to tell you what you should do.
  • Don’t just look at your mistakes, correct it.
  • Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.
  • You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.
  • Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship is tougher.
  • Smile. It has the power to make your day.
  • Love is all we need. Money is all we want.
  • You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
  • You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.
  • I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.
  • Positivity is contagious. Try it.
  • I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.
  • In love you have to listen before you feel.
  • You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.
  • When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.
  • Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.

Saturday 16 April 2016

SHORT QUOTES

  • I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
  • I'm the dude with cool attitude
  • Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
  • Silence is the best response to a fool.
  • A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
  • It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
  • I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
  • My life my rules. _|_
  • Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
  • I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
  • Time is precious waste it wisely.
  • Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
  • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  • The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
  • Going to McDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
  • The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
  • I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
  • Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
  • People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..
  • Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
  • Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
  • I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..
  • I am Waiting for GF Message!
  • There comes a point in life, when you realise who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
  • I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
  • Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
  • When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
  • Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
  • Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
  • Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
  • Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..
  • Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
  • I don't care what people think or say about me!..
  • I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
  • There are two type of people winner and Loser,Winner always Working Hard,Loser Always try to shortcut for win.
  • Your whats app status Say's on line... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
  • Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
  • Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
  • Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
  • If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
  • I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
  • Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
  • Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
  • Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
  • Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
  • I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
  • Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it !
  • I Wish My Parents Were Like Google... They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...
  • Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
  • I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
  • WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
  • In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are...
  • I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
  • People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
  • I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
  • There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
  • Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
  • 'Dream' as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...
  • Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
  • Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock...
  • Life is journey. I am traveler.
  • Life must go on :-)
  • Never too busy to be happy :-)
  • Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
  • A smile suits every kind of clothes
  • I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
  • The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
  • Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
  • DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
  • Always trying to cool my self.
  • Teachers Only Teach The Rules... But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
  • My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day
  • Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
  • Keep calm and enjoy life.
  • People with status don't need status...
  • never give people permission to disrespect you....
  • life is simple if we are simple....
  • Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
  • Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
  • They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
  • It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
  • *Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
  • I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
  • Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
  • Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
  • Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.
  • "FBI, Open the door!"... Uh... no ... it's cool when you break in.
  • Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
  • Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."
  • "Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .
  • You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
  • Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
  • Don't you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)
  • Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
  • you're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
  • Your profile picture is a car.....that's cool I didn't know you were a transformer
  • I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..
  • Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that "cool" mood. "Like" you don't really care..
  • If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
  • You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That's what I like about you.
  • The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.
  • My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
  • Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.
  • Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
  • Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!
  • Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA....


21 quotes to boost your self-power and motivation:

1. "Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle." - Christ...