Showing posts with label SHORT STATUS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SHORT STATUS. Show all posts
Saturday, 30 April 2016
Beard Status, Quotes.
Best Whatsapp Status
Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.


- Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
- I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
- If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
- Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
- Born to express not to impress.
- Silent people have the loudest minds.
- Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
- You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
- I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
- If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
- Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
- The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
- Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
- Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
- Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
- Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
- I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
- If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
- When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
- I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
- I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
- I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just
- none of their damn business :/
- I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
- Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
- I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
- Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
- According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.
- Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.
- It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.
- I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.
- I’m born to express, not to impress.
- Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
- In war only the one that’s left is right.
- To make your dream come true you need to wake up.
- Don’t tell me I have a dirty mind. It’s just sexy imagination.
- Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.
- You have to be an odd one, to be number one.
- When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.
- Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.
- When you make a mistake it means you’re trying.
- If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standar
- I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.
- I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
- People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.
- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
- If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?
- We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.
- I love my job when I am holidaying.
- I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.
- I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.
- Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.
- I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.
- Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.
- I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.
- Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.
- Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.
- A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.
- Knowledge is like underwear. Have It. Keep It but never show it off.
- Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.
- I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.
- Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.
- Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.
- I am not bossy, but I love to tell you what you should do.
- Don’t just look at your mistakes, correct it.
- Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.
- You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.
- Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship is tougher.
- Smile. It has the power to make your day.
- Love is all we need. Money is all we want.
- You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
- You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.
- I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.
- Positivity is contagious. Try it.
- I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.
- In love you have to listen before you feel.
- You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.
- When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.
- Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.
Saturday, 16 April 2016
SHORT QUOTES
- I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
- I'm the dude with cool attitude
- Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
- Silence is the best response to a fool.
- A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
- It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
- I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
- My life my rules. _|_
- Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
- I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
- Time is precious waste it wisely.
- Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
- Going to McDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
- The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
- I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
- Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
- People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..
- Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
- Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
- I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..
- I am Waiting for GF Message!
- There comes a point in life, when you realise who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
- I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
- Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
- When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
- Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
- Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
- Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
- Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..
- Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
- I don't care what people think or say about me!..
- I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
- There are two type of people winner and Loser,Winner always Working Hard,Loser Always try to shortcut for win.
- Your whats app status Say's on line... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
- Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
- Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
- Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
- If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
- I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
- Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
- Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
- Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
- Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
- I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
- Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
- Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it !
- I Wish My Parents Were Like Google... They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...
- Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
- I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
- WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
- In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are...
- I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
- People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
- I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
- There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
- Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
- 'Dream' as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...
- Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.
- Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
- Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock...
- Life is journey. I am traveler.
- Life must go on :-)
- Never too busy to be happy :-)
- Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
- A smile suits every kind of clothes
- I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
- How come wrong numbers are never busy?
- Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
- The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
- Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
- DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
- Always trying to cool my self.
- Teachers Only Teach The Rules... But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
- My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day
- Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
- Keep calm and enjoy life.
- People with status don't need status...
- never give people permission to disrespect you....
- life is simple if we are simple....
- Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
- Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
- They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
- It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
- *Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
- I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
- Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
- Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
- Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.
- "FBI, Open the door!"... Uh... no ... it's cool when you break in.
- Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
- Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."
- "Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
- Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .
- You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
- Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
- Don't you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)
- Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
- you're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
- Your profile picture is a car.....that's cool I didn't know you were a transformer
- I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..
- Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that "cool" mood. "Like" you don't really care..
- If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
- You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That's what I like about you.
- The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.
- My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
- Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.
- Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
- Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!
- Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA....
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