SHORT QUOTES

• I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs

• I'm the dude with cool attitude

• Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.

• Silence is the best response to a fool.

• A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

• It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.

• I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.

• My life my rules. _|_

• Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

• I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

• Time is precious waste it wisely.

• Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

• A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

• Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

• The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

• Going to McDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

• The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

• I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.

• Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

• People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..

• Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..

• Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...

• I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..

• I am Waiting for GF Message!

• There comes a point in life, when you realise who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

• I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...

• Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!

• When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

• Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

• Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...

• Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...

• Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..

• Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

• I don't care what people think or say about me!..

• I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

• There are two type of people winner and Loser,Winner always Working Hard,Loser Always try to shortcut for win.

• Your whats app status Say's on line... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!

• Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!

• Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

• Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!

• If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.

• I'm cool but Summer made me hot!

• Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

• Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!

• Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

• Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

• I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

• Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

• Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it !

• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google... They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...

• Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!

• I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

• WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

• In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are...

• I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..

• People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

• I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.

• There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

• Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...

• 'Dream' as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...

• Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.

• Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

• Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock...

• Life is journey. I am traveler.

• Life must go on :-)

• Never too busy to be happy :-)

• Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

• A smile suits every kind of clothes

• I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

• How come wrong numbers are never busy?

• Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

• The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children

• Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

• DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.

• Always trying to cool my self.

• Teachers Only Teach The Rules... But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

• My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day

• Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥

• Keep calm and enjoy life.

• People with status don't need status...

• never give people permission to disrespect you....

• life is simple if we are simple....

• Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.

• Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

• They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

• It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

• *Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

• I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)

• Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

• Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.

• Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.

• "FBI, Open the door!"... Uh... no ... it's cool when you break in.

• Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

• Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."

• "Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

• You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

• Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

• Don't you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)

• Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?

• you're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

• Your profile picture is a car.....that's cool I didn't know you were a transformer

• I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

• Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that "cool" mood. "Like" you don't really care..

• If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.

• You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That's what I like about you.

• The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.

• My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.

• Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.

• Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

• Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!

• Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA....