Best Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.

• Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

• I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

• If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

• The road to success is always under construction.

• Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

• Born to express not to impress.

• Silent people have the loudest minds.

• Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

• You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

• I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

• If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

• Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

• The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

• Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

• Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

• Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

• I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

• When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

• I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

• I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

• I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just

• none of their damn business :/

• I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

• Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

• I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

• Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

• According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.

• Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.

• It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.

• I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.

• I’m born to express, not to impress.

• Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

• In war only the one that’s left is right.

• To make your dream come true you need to wake up.

• Don’t tell me I have a dirty mind. It’s just sexy imagination.

• Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

• You have to be an odd one, to be number one.

• When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.

• Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.

• When you make a mistake it means you’re trying.

• If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standar

• I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.

• I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

• People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.

• The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

• If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?

• We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.

• I love my job when I am holidaying.

• I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.

• I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.

• Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.

• I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.

• Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.

• I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.

• Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.

• Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.

• A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.

• Knowledge is like underwear. Have It. Keep It but never show it off.

• Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.

• I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.

• Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.

• Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.

• I am not bossy, but I love to tell you what you should do.

• Don’t just look at your mistakes, correct it.

• Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.

• You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.

• Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship is tougher.

• Smile. It has the power to make your day.

• Love is all we need. Money is all we want.

• You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.

• You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.

• I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.

• Positivity is contagious. Try it.

• I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.

• In love you have to listen before you feel.

• You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.

• When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.
• Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.