Saturday 30 April 2016

Best Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.



  • Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
  • I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
  • If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
  • You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  • I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  • Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  • Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
  • I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
  • I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  • I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just
  • none of their damn business :/
  • I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
  • Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  • Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
  • According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.
  • Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.
  • It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.
  • I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.
  • I’m born to express, not to impress.
  • Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
  • In war only the one that’s left is right.
  • To make your dream come true you need to wake up.
  • Don’t tell me I have a dirty mind. It’s just sexy imagination.
  • Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.
  • You have to be an odd one, to be number one.
  • When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.
  • Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.
  • When you make a mistake it means you’re trying.
  • If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standar
  • I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.
  • I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
  • People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
  • If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?
  • We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.
  • I love my job when I am holidaying.
  • I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.
  • I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.
  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.
  • I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.
  • Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.
  • I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.
  • Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.
  • Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.
  • A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.
  • Knowledge is like underwear. Have It. Keep It but never show it off.
  • Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.
  • I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.
  • Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.
  • Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.
  • I am not bossy, but I love to tell you what you should do.
  • Don’t just look at your mistakes, correct it.
  • Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.
  • You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.
  • Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship is tougher.
  • Smile. It has the power to make your day.
  • Love is all we need. Money is all we want.
  • You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
  • You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.
  • I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.
  • Positivity is contagious. Try it.
  • I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.
  • In love you have to listen before you feel.
  • You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.
  • When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.
  • Whatsapp Tips & Tricks.

1 comment:

  1. Way cool! Some very valid points! I appreciate you writing this post and also the rest of the website is also very good.

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